And now, a brief word from our non-sponsor:

My pal Jim Zubkavich, a super nice guy with a mouthful of a last name and a fistful of talent, is self-publishing his first graphic novel, The Makeshift Miracle. It's already had a successful run as a subscription website, but now Jim's remastered the original artwork and is offering up hardcopies for the bargain price of $22US (shipping included!). He's also made all the online archives free, so you can check out the story and the artwork first.

Tonight: first shift, Midnight Madness for a sold-out Borat. I've seen folks on Craig's List offering $150 for a single ticket; the rush line, and the red carpet, are going to be insane. Nothing like starting things off with a bang!